{"id":2696,"date":"2011-12-21T09:54:21","date_gmt":"2011-12-21T16:54:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/?p=2696"},"modified":"2012-01-03T10:23:38","modified_gmt":"2012-01-03T17:23:38","slug":"shirtless-boys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/?p=2696","title":{"rendered":"Shirtless Boys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The winter solstice!\u00c2\u00a0 The Longest Night!\u00c2\u00a0 The Night of Lights, when cold and dark are at their height and we bring back the sun by lighting candles, singing together with the rejoicing stars, sharing gifts of love, and warming hearts.\u00c2\u00a0 What better way to launch Christmas than by taking a bunch of little girls to the mall?\u00c2\u00a0 Hell yeah.<\/p>\n<p>We got the necessary shopping done, for mothers and fathers, best pals and young cousins, and found there was still time to &#8220;hang out&#8221; at Southpoint.\u00c2\u00a0 Southpoint Mall is one of those elaborately bourgeois monsters with pretend street names and horrid bronze statues of frolicking children.\u00c2\u00a0 I always tell my niece and nephew, &#8220;That&#8217;s what happens to little kids who misbehave at the mall.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 Yup, you get dipped in bronze and left on display as a warning to others.<\/p>\n<p>I settled on a bench at the top of the escalators and turned the girls loose for an hour.\u00c2\u00a0 They only had $20 left between them; how much trouble can two 13-year-olds get into, in an hour, with only $20?\u00c2\u00a0 I told them to check in at 7:30 and be back by 8.<\/p>\n<p>Four minutes before 8 both girls are standing at attention, very much on time and\u00c2\u00a0 &#8211; oh lord &#8211; carrying pixie sticks the length of their own legs.<\/p>\n<p>Both are red-faced and breathless. 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